1000 Ways To Die is a dark comedy/horror segment TV show directed by Tom McMahon and Will Raee that started in 2008 and ended in 2012, based off of deaths that happened in real life.
From "Deadliest Catch" executive producer Thom Beers comes this macabre series that re-creates true incidents in which hapless souls met the Grim Reaper under decidedly unorthodox circumstances.
Victims[]
Season 1[]
- Frank Soriani - Accidentally cut in half after being ran over by a truck.
- Milos Dudak - Accidentally buried underneath three tons of sand by his drunken co-worker Tom McNamara and suffocated when the sand compressed his torso.
- Bobby Joe - Bitten on the chest by a rattlesnake.
- Lori Pathouson - Accidentally electrocuted after stepping into a puddle with exposed wires in it.
- Mark Vogal - Bitten by his pet Black Widow spider, Elvira, and killed by neurotoxin when it gave him a heart attack.
- Hector Madeira - Accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer by his work partner and spun around at temperatures of over 200 degrees Fahrenheit (93 degrees Celsius) for over six minutes.
Hard Lives, Easy Deaths[]
Freeze Died[]
- Billy DeMayo - Froze to death after being locked in a meat freezer by a Mafia boss.
- Total - 1
Dive Bombed[]
- Richard Paxon - Killed after accidentally crashing the plane he was flying into a mountain.
- Two Unnamed Friends - Killed after Richard Paxon accidentally crashed the plane they were in into a mountain.
- Total - 3
De-Coffinated[]
- James - Suffocated to death after being buried alive by a Haitian witch doctor on the orders of James' brother.
- Total - 1
Wet Dream[]
- Dalph Schmidt - Died of a heat stroke after putting on a latex fish fetish suit in extremely hot weather.
- Total - 1
Fur Burger[]
- Unnamed Man - Sentenced to death by being tied to a tree, wrapped in animal skins, and then eaten alive by Vultures.
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 7
- All Men
Unforced Errors[]
Habeas Corpse[]
- Ian Campbell - Accidentally jumped out of a building to his death off-camera when he jumped at a safety glass window.
- Total - 1
Chippin' Dale[]
- Jesse Dale - Shredded after being pulled inside of a wood-chipper while trying to remove a stuck branch with his foot.
- Total - 1
Gasketballed[]
- Jason - Suffocated after getting stuck inside of a giant basketball.
- Sarah - Suffocated after getting stuck inside of a giant basketball.
- Total - 2
Me So Hornet[]
- JT - Stung to death by hornets after shooting their nest with a paintball gun.
- Total - 1
Dumbrella[]
- Boris - Suffocated on an umbrella after accidentally pushing the release button while it was inside his throat.
- Total - 1
Killdo[]
- Jennifer - Suffocated after she accidentally sliced her insides with a carrot, creating an air bubble which goes to her heart.
- Total - 1
S*** Dead[]
- Larry - Died of Salmonellosis after accidentally ingesting eagle feces. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women
Death Over Easy[]
Butt F***ed[]
- Myron Burns - Killed after he accidentally lit himself on fire, causing his oxygen tank to explode.
- Total - 1
Frightmare[]
- Alexi - Died of a heart attack after being frightened by a nightmare.
- Total - 1
Oprah Winfried[]
- Seven Unknown People - Murdered by James Johnson off-screen, mentioned.
- James "Little E" Johnson - Died of cardiac arrest after accidentally electrocuting himself on his metal toilet.
- Total - 8
Em-Bear-Assed[]
- Randy - Mauled and eaten alive by a bear after trying to have sex with it.
- Total - 1
Midnight Choker[]
- Sonny - Choked to death on a cue ball after attempting to swallow and regurgitate it.
- Total - 1
Window Pained[]
- Arnold Moss - Neck snapped after a window fell onto him.
- Total - 1
Broke-Back Cowboy[]
- Wade - Neck snapped after the horse he was riding tripped on a rock, causing him to fall off of it. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 14
- 7 Victims of Unknown Gender
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman
Dead And Deader[]
Wel-Dead[]
- John Cook - Died of cardiac arrest after an adrenaline junkie connected a welder to his ear piercings and turns the voltage up to the max.
- Total - 1
Trailer Trashed[]
- Chuck - Suffocated to death after accidentally creating chlorine gas.
- Total - 1
Nite-Capped[]
- Ronald - Accidentally shot in the chest by Quame after he fired a bullet into the air.
- Total - 1
Sh*t Faced[]
- Mickey - Died of alcohol poisoning.
- Total - 1
Dead Eye[]
- Coach Jacousky - Accidentally impaled himself in the eye with a javelin.
- Total - 1
Domin-A-Dead[]
- Sam - Died from anaphylactic shock after "Ms. Misery" forced him to wear a latex suit that he was allergic too.
- Total - 1
My Will be done-immediately![]
- Mordy - Died of a sudden heart attack. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 7
- All Men
Death Gets Busy[]
Deep Fried[]
- Ed - Pushed into a vat of hydrochloric acid by his foreman in self defense, causing the acid to melt his entire body.
- Total - 1
Natasha[]
- Natasha - Killed after her stomach burst from over eating.
- Total - 1
Re-Tired[]
- Phil Harden - Accidentally killed himself by over inflating a tire which explodes and impales his skull with shrapnel.
- Total - 1
Botoxicated[]
- Debbie - Injected with bad Botox by a fake doctor and is completely paralyzed when she steps into her hot tub and drowns in just three feet of water.
- Total - 1
Choke-A-Lot[]
- Carl - Suffocated on cocoa powder when it filled his lungs.
- Lenny - Suffocated on cocoa powder when it filled his lungs.
- Total - 2
Sex-Ray[]
- O'Brian - Died of radiation poisoning after his doctor, Dr. Montana, has sex with a nurse who accidentally repeatedly pressed the button to turn on the X-Ray machine over his head.
- Total - 1
Last Strike[]
- Daniel - Bled out after being slashed with a piece of glass whilst running from the police. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Total[]
- Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women
The Lighter Side of Death[]
Dung For[]
- Chester - Suffocated to death on methane gas after accidentally being buried by an unnamed man with a large pile of manure.
- Total - 1
Brain Worms[]
- Monica - Died after contracting parasitic blood worms that ate away at her brain.
- Hans - Died after contracting parasitic blood worms that ate away at his brain.
- Total - 2
Abracadaver[]
- Dolph Scott - Accidentally shot in the neck by his ex-girlfriend and Mandalite.
- Total - 1
Weed Whacked[]
- Two Unnamed Men - Died of pulmonary edema after smoking poison sumac leaves.
- Total - 2
Rebel Without A Pulse[]
- Private Willie Holmes - Died of a heart attack after being frightened by a firing squad.
- Total - 1
Kill Basa[]
- Donny Del Noche - Died of a pulmonary embolism after cutting off his blood flow with a kielbasa tied to his leg.
- Total - 1
Wanted Instead[]
- Jack - Bled to death after a piece of glass from a broken bottle went through his blood stream and into his heart. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 9
- 8 Men
- 1 Woman
The Good, The Bad, and The Dead[]
Face Offed[]
- Tracey - Died of Sepsis after accidentally cutting her leg with a rusty razor.
- Total - 1
Re-Coiled[]
- Jake - Accidentally shot in the chest when a snake wrapped itself around his rifle's trigger and squeezed down on it.
- Total - 1
Sucked Offed[]
- Carmen - Died of hypothermia and blood loss after being bit by leeches whilst hiding from the police in a lake.
- Total - 1
Re-Formed[]
- Griff - Crushed to death after being buried under garbage.
- Total - 1
Fin-ished[]
- Kathy - Accidentally choked to death on a fish.
- Fish - Eventually died after becoming trapped inside Kathy's throat.
- Total - 2
Butt Plugged[]
- Lucky Levison - Bled to death after accidentally melting his rectum with pepper spray.
- Total - 1
Found D-eat[]
- Wendy Fisherman - Dragged underwater and eaten alive by an alligator. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 8
- 7 Humans
- 4 Women
- 3 Men
- 1 Animal
- All Fish
- 7 Humans
Death Be Not Stupid[]
Gas-Hole[]
- Cisco - Burned alive after accidentally pouring gasoline all over himself and the fire he was next to.
- Total - 1
Ichiboned[]
- Hiroto - Died of a heart attack because of the shock of finally having sex with his wife.
- Sikura - Died of a heart attack because of the shock of finally having sex with her husband.
- Total - 2
Jake N Baked[]
- Jake Basso - Burned alive after his friend Manny accidentally turned on the industrial oven he was sleeping in, not knowing he was inside.
- Total - 1
Die It[]
- Darlene - Died after her organs were eaten by tape worms she willingly swallowed.
- Total - 1
Pained Gun[]
- Mickey - Neck snapped after his paintball gun malfunctioned and launched its CO2 canister into his neck.
- Total - 1
Deadliest Catch[]
- Randall - Accidentally electrocuted himself to death after stepping on a piece of metal while electrocuting fish.
- Total - 1
Great Hanged[]
- Hank - Died after asking his friends to tie his arms above his head, causing him to lose air rapidly. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1
Overall[]
- Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women
Cure For The Common Death, Part 1[]
Red, White, and Blew[]
- Bernie - Accidentally blew his own face off with fireworks.
- Total - 1
Bank Ruptured[]
- Pierre - Bled to death off-screen after he willingly swallowed metal objects, causing his stomach too rupture.
- Total - 1
Guitar Zeros[]
- Li - Accidentally fell out of a window while jumping on his bed.
- Feng - Committed suicide by jumping out of a window.
- Total - 2
Radium Girls[]
- Wendy - Died of bone cancer after unknowingly putting radioactive paint on herself.
- Wendy's Husband - Died of bone cancer after being exposed to radioactive paint by Wendy. (Debatable)
- Total - 2
Oz Holed[]
- Taylor - Killed after snorting fire ants, causing them to poison and suffocate him to death.
- Conrad - Killed after snorting fire ants, causing them to poison and suffocate him to death.
- Total - 2
Tanked Girl[]
- Sandy - Killed after an unnamed maintenance worker opened the decompression chamber she was in, causing the nitrogen and oxygen in her blood mix together and blow her up.
- Total - 1